dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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