she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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