Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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