I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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