It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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