Dual....:-)
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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