Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
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I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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