that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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