Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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