Dual....:-)
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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