It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
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I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me