Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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