Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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