too bad you live with your parents still
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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