Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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