Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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