So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
