she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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