oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
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recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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