She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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