You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Randomize
