i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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