...so i touched it.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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