me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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