He is an equal opportunity slut.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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