so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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