I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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