Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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