I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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