i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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