Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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