Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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