I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
