She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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