I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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