When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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