Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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