the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
did you just send me my own nude
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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