I'm lost and stupid without you.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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