Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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