Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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