I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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