Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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