you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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