apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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