It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Found the puke drawer
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
