Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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