im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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