I need help removing her.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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