i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just had sex on a roof
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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