Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Floor bacon is actually really good
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