on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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You can't just leave with hair like that
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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