i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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