It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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