I puked a lego.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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